News For 9-2-2013 (From Game World ZX101)
Well it was bound to happen, so I guess it happened. The world finally has seen the first of the mutant overlords from the Planet Z manifest thru the space time continuum.
I had the great pleasure of interviewing one of the mutant overlords who goes by the name of X-ra'la bash na kath, but he prefers on earth to be known as Ted.
His picture is below:
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| Ted (a.ka. X-ra'la bash na kath) |
Below are some excerpts from the unedited inteview:
Ted: Hello flesh monkey.
Rix: Good afternoon, X-ra'la bash na kath.
Ted: Your pathetic pronunciation of my name further adds to the insult of having to speak with you, flesh monkey. Simply call me Ted.
Rix: Ok Ted, thanks (I think).
Ted: Human scum, what is the purpose of this interview?
Rix: Well, I run a blog...
Ted: So you are what they call a blogger?
Rix: Yes.
Ted: You really suck at it, flesh monkey.
Rix: I did not call you here for insults. I want to ask you a few questions.
Ted: Well ask before I vaporize you.
Rix: Ok. First, what brings you to our world?
Ted: To conquer, invade, and vaporize all living life upon it.
Rix: Okaaay. What is the point of conquering a world only to vaporize it?
Ted:.... I do not understand your question, flesh monkey.
Rix: I mean, why go through all the trouble to take something over only to vaporize? It sort of defeats the point.
Ted: ........
(Ted was silent for at least 15 minutes)
Ted: This interview is over.
Rix: Okay...
Ted: I hope your blog fails and you are vaporized with the rest of the flesh monkeys upon your planet.
As you can see, we learned absolutely nothing from Ted. As of the printing of this interview, we were informed that Ted became a casualty during the initial invasion of a remote space outpost. May he rest in bits.
For further new not related to games, please tune in or the next time I feel like typing it. Rix out.
